11 "Don't-Tell-the-Wife" Secrets All Men Keep

I was having sushi at a local hotspot and overheard a customer whisper to the cashier, "Don't tell my wife that I ordered from you guys already this week." His wife shortly came over and the cashier smiled at her and gave her the receipt. The humor of that the phrase "Don't tell my wife..." became apparent and instantly became part of my excuses repertoire. I haven't been able to use it yet, but will be overjoyed when the opportunity presents itself.

This comes up (somewhat relatedly) because I just read the list of 11 "Don't-Tell-the-Wife" Secrets All Men Keep. I cannot confirm or deny whether all or some of these apply to me. Enjoy the holidays.