Funny quotes from the past few weeks

"Biracial couples, ftw."
- V, during a chat session.

"You look like you'd be perfect for a mugging."
- Coworker Jennifer, upon seeing me walking into the office with a briefcase in one hand, a travel mug and my lunch in the other, with a full bag over my shoulder.

"I'm an adult now. What's with this cherry crap?"
- a 12-year old client, on why his mother gives him children's cough syrup.

"I want a baby, now. But I don't want to want it like I want a Wii."
- me, on the differentiating the correct intentions of wanting to start a family.