Mini-me

I just had a Sara Lee Mini Bagel. I was quite surprised. Not because it was moist and delicious. But more because it was the perfect size for me. These lovely rounds can fit in the palm of your hand. The minis are a bit bigger than holes of some "normal" sized bagels, but was perfect to satisfy my hunger.

In looking for a picture for this entry, I found an article that claims that bagels are two to three times larger than a decade ago. Were these minis the size of bagels when I was growing up? In a very surreal way, the Alvin-to-Bagel ratio has stayed frighteningly consistent. *shiver*

Gum jingle or Pussycat Dolls song?

Get your skis shined up. Grab a stick of Juicy Fruit.
The taste is gonna move you.
Take sniff. Pull it out.
The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth.
Juicy Fruit is gonna move ya.
It chews so soft, it gets right to ya.
Juicy Fruit...
The taste, the taste, the taste is gonna move ya.

The images aren't even implicit or subliminal. I haven't seen this commercial since Saturday Morning cartoons of yesteryear. I have to admit, I got a little hot and bothered watching it.
I swear...put a Neptunes or a Timbaland beat on this with Justin Timberlake rapping the lyrics...certified platinum!

It's like watching a car crash. Top That!

It's so bad, it hurts.

"Look how funky he is! I will never be hip."




Word. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
"I don't really give a ... about tryin' to top that." Ooooooooooooh, snap! PWND!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WKa83iK7R4
UPDATE: One of my groomsman, just admitted to me that he and his sister used to watch this movie all the time! That is so bad...but sooooo good.

UPDATE: Another friend, in SF, just told me that she used to watch "Teen Witch" everyday for a couple of years.

UPDATE: Another friend just put "Teen Witch" on her Netflix queue. Her friend said: "it's so bad that it's yummy. Fuck, that movie is insane!"

Who knew this movie was such a phenomenon?!? I just put it on top of my Netflix queue. Netflix will have a big WTF on them.